"He's
a mountain climber who likes loud rock music and football," she
said.
"She's a former opera singer now climbing the corporate ladder,"
he said.
And so they met.
She took him to the Kennedy Center to see Tosca.
He took her to Fast Eddie's to watch football.
And so they fell in love.
"Can I put it on?" she asked, gasping at the ring.
"Are you going to say yes?" he inquired.
And so they wed...